Friday, May 8, 2009

This Can Happen Only In Indian Movies

Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holiremember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to beseparated for six months, ie from March to September. Within thatsix-monthperiod, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, andkarva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no waythesetwo occasions could come between March and September!=============================================================================================Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricketrules........Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an overincricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6balls.Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.=============================================================================================Amar Akbar Anthony : Three men donate blood at the same time to thesameperson.It can happen because that scene was very emotional...........???????=============================================================================================Awwal Number: Dev Anand is an omnipotent genius –former cricketer,captain, army chief, commissioner, you name it..............And Aamir Khan carries a huge transistor in his pocket while batting!=============================================================================================Khalnayak: The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Documentscreen!.....................After Movie endsSpecial thanks to Bill Gates (.....WORD..............SPY..........WhenBill???????)=============================================================================================Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toiletatthe railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poorgirl,littledid she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.But no comment ...............Indian railways???????=============================================================================================Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight toAmerica?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian JetAirways..................International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi=============================================================================================The last one is ultimate............and horrible.........Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she iscarrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja.....(Himmat todekho.........).Only an engineer can feel this horror.......................:-)

7 comments:

  1. LOL!
    so much can happen in movie!

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  2. srsly..... they make movie without any calculations....

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  3. lolz, it may be that she was holding the book for some 0f her friend or sister that she might have borrowed for somebody else...hahahahaha..

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  4. That can be possible.... ;)

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  5. hehe so true. we have very few intelligent directors like maniratnam n all, others just do what ever they think is great.

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  6. Thats bollywood Kim, and to be frank its just not about Indian movies, its there in every country's film industry ... thats the reason they call it reel, not real !! ;)

    Anyways the best was about Lagaan "the six balls per over..that time the overs had 10 balls, as much as I know'..anyways it still is weird an 'phunny'...and they Asutosh Gowarikar and Aamir did so much research before making the movie... lol ... !!

    @Ajish....Maniratnam...dn talk about his level of intelligence...Iv seen his movies...and most are too good to be real ... bunch of retards running around is all his movies are about ... !! :P

    Nice post Kim !! Do come back to my blog ... @ In love with me and life :) !!

    Keep posting ... will read ur poems too ... seems nice :) !!

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